(Source: lizthatcher)

(Source: albearandwine)

(Source: mischieviosity)

(Source: nameless-slob)

WHEN I THINK OF THE HOOKUPS I’VE HAD LATELY

collegiatehotmess:

until later that night

WHEN SOMEONE AKS IF I’VE DONE ANYTHING EXCITING THIS SUMMER

collegiatehotmess:

When somebody asks me what time it is

whatshouldbifflescallme:

I’m just like:

When somebody says they enjoy eating healthy

whatshouldbifflescallme:

They’re like:

And I’m just like:

WHEN I HEAR A GIRL SAY SOMETHING IN A BABY VOICE

collegiatehotmess:

WHEN THE INAPPROPRIATENESS OF MY DANCING INCREASES WITH THE NUMBER OF DRINKS I CONSUME

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AND LATER I’M LIKE: